he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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