Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
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