3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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