if you like me you must not know who I am
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
It's shark week go big or go home
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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