Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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