Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Randomize
