Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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