just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I think my nap took me to another dimension
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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