it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Dick very happy bro
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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