Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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