I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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