how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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