is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
it's great music for shaving your balls
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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