She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I am naked and annoyed.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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