OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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