real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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