Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
