i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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