i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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