Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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