apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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