i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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