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Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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