this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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