I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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