dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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