Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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