So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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