I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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