So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
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