Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I faked an abortion last night.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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