My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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