the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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