You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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