You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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