i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I want to have your abortion
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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