Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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