I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
worst night to have a conscience
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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