when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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