Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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