Your mouth is God's brothel.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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