why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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