ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize