Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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