the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Randomize
