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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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