2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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