I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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