They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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