I want to walk on stilts...naked
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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