I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I need to sanitize my soul.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
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