Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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