Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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