So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
