just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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