butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I think my moral compass just broke
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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