wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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