i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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