Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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