My brain says no but my pants say off.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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