return my video game
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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