why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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