You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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